Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Love letters...and more

Dear Time,

Pretty please go by a teensy bit faster.
I really want my hubby back from his 18 credit semester. I really don't like these all nighters he pulls that leaves me alone at night.
Also, I really want summer to come faster.

Thank you,


Dear Weather,

Why are you snowing? Do you know it is officially spring now?

Yours truly,


Dear Man Who Stole My Food,

That was really rude. Never steal food from a hungry woman.

~That hungry woman


Dear Hubby,

Thank you for the PB&J sandwich you made me tonight. I especially liked how you bit off the crusts for me. And thank you for being the best husband in the world. I appreciate all you do for me. I love you.

Your Wifey

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Any takers?

Anyone want to clean my house for me?
Please and thank you!

And for all my nerdy friends out there:

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Work Poems

At work yesterday, we played a fun little game to pass the time. It's called the Poem game. Someone gives you a random word, and you have to write a poem about it. Sounds pretty simple, right?

My word: Nails.

I'm going to clarify real fast--in my poem, I am referring to these nails:

Not these nails

Ryan thought I meant the latter and proceeded to tell me my poem doesn't make any sense.

Without further ado:


Nails, Nails
What a wonderful thing to EAT
That is until you realize...
you can't even reach your feet!

I know, I know. I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it...

(Happy Birthday to my best friend, JENNIFER!)