Love letters...and more

Dear Time,

Pretty please go by a teensy bit faster.
Please.
I really want my hubby back from his 18 credit semester. I really don't like these all nighters he pulls that leaves me alone at night.
Also, I really want summer to come faster.

Thank you,
Julie

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Dear Weather,

Why are you snowing? Do you know it is officially spring now?

Yours truly,
Julie

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Dear Man Who Stole My Food,

That was really rude. Never steal food from a hungry woman.

~That hungry woman

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Dear Hubby,

Thank you for the PB&J sandwich you made me tonight. I especially liked how you bit off the crusts for me. And thank you for being the best husband in the world. I appreciate all you do for me. I love you.

Love,
Your Wifey

Any takers?

Anyone want to clean my house for me?
Please and thank you!

And for all my nerdy friends out there:

Work Poems

At work yesterday, we played a fun little game to pass the time. It's called the Poem game. Someone gives you a random word, and you have to write a poem about it. Sounds pretty simple, right?

My word: Nails.

I'm going to clarify real fast--in my poem, I am referring to these nails:

Not these nails

Ryan thought I meant the latter and proceeded to tell me my poem doesn't make any sense.

Without further ado:

Nails

Nails, Nails
What a wonderful thing to EAT
That is until you realize...
you can't even reach your feet!

I know, I know. I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it...

(Happy Birthday to my best friend, JENNIFER!)