Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Wanted: Alive or Sleeping

WANTED
Alive or Sleeping


Name: Lily Stephens
Description: Gray with Black Stripes
Yellow/Green Eyes
Height: 9 inches
Weight: 8 lbs
Said to be armed with fangs and claws
Caution: May be dangerous


Accusation:


Hairband
The last, lone survivor of the horrible attack

Claims that it's family and friends have all been brutally torn, chewed, hunted, and eaten by the furry beast we call Lily. All that is left of the horrifying scene are various remains, scattered to be found by unsuspecting bystanders.

The faint of heart should look no further.

Crime scene:



The murderer was last seen in hiding.




Justice must be served.

If you have any information about the crime or the whereabouts of the kitty,
please let your local blog enforcer know.
Thank you, and have a purrrfect day.

2 comments:

Michelle and Cisco said...

haha... such a clever kitty. I better come over there asap to find her... but really just to see you.

Angie Peterson said...

So grisly I almost lost my lunch! BAD kitty!